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Disclaimer(s): this is not legal advice, I have no clue what I’m doing, you are responsible for thinking it was a good idea to listen to me to begin with, etc etc (I’m going to get a tattoo of this?). This post may at some point include affiliate links, to fulfill my capitalist moral obligation to drain the corporations I find useful of as much money as possible so that I can economically stimulate the bakers of artisanal breads and, mostly, California landlords....

I have been rdallman10@gmail.com since AIM wasn’t cool anymore, for over 10 years now — my whole ‘adult’ life. When the HTC Evo 4g came out, that same day I abandoned my Blackberry and started installing random kernels from xda-developers.com in an attempt to turn my phone into an object that could get hot enough to allow me to continue the work of the late, great Dr. Octavius. It was that glorious, fateful day I fell into the Google suck zone....